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The Puppet Master's Got a New Act Clowns have always played by their own rules, typically resulting in no shortage of chaos. But, Puppeteer Pete takes the whole circus and sets it on fire. He controls the strings, runs the show, and never once...Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Still Glowing, Still Laughing Whatever happened under that tarp wasn’t good—but it sure didn’t end. The Radioactive Animated Sit Up Body Decoration brings a classic horror shock to your display with red flashing eyes, twisted laughter, and a sudden sit-up motion that no one...Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Just a Red Cent He’s got the laugh of a maniac, the eyes of a menace, and the sense of humor of your weird uncle who definitely shouldn’t work birthday parties. Red Cent the Nightmare Clown doesn’t want to entertain your guests—he wants to...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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A Graveyard Transplant Saravel exists in that uncanny space between ghost and demon, where the shriek comes before you see her and the red glow of her eyes lingers long after she's gone. She's what happens when the angel is just a bit… decomposed...Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Night He Escaped the Coffin We generally assume that bringing a vampire home might be a bad idea. There are, after all, a ton of stories of those guys causing more trouble than they are worth. On the other hand, they are unusually...Regular price $9.00Regular priceUnit price per
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No Bones, No Boundaries Spineless Stanley may be missing a spine, but he’s definitely not lacking in personality—or movement. This Animatronic Zombie Decoration doesn’t lurch or crawl like your average walker. Nope. Stanley swats side to side in a serpentine motion like he’s stuck...Regular price $25.50Regular priceUnit price per
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An Interesting Hunting Trip So you went on a monster hunt, rid the world of a predator with one well-placed silver bullet, and brought the pelt home to warn all other evil creatures to stay far away. Great! There's just one snag. The silver...Regular price $27.00Regular priceUnit price per
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A Classic Wail Through the Centuries You know those traditional Victorian tales of the ghostly woman who has bitter regrets and vengeful feelings that push her through every moment and then stick around long after her death? Well, Wilhelmina has feelings. Loud, melodic, endlessly...Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Wail That Weds the Dark Banshee mythology carries one of folklore's most visceral promises: when she cries, something is coming. Adelaine the Banshee Bride takes that legend and clothes it in torn lace and ashen white, giving the myth a form that stands...Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Cotton Candy or Frightening Fog? Most clowns bring balloon animals or squirting flowers. Rudy from Killer Klowns from Outer Space brings... a fog cannon? Naturally, meet the Animated Rudy Killer Klowns from Outer Space Decoration. This alien clown decoration is standing tall, swaying creepily,...Regular price $90.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Evil Jeeves A butler would give your Halloween party such an impeccable sense of class! The only problem is, there's a bit of a butler shortage these days, so you can't be picky about who you get. And this guy seems a little off...Regular price $39.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Welcome to the Creep Show The midway's gone dark, but one clown never packed up. The Gonna Getcha Animated Clown Decoration stands 69 inches tall and looks like he’s been waiting all year to say something deeply unsettling. With flashing red eyes, twitching arms,...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Man at the Store Was Right The warning came with the purchase: the man at the store said not to bring her home. Nobody listened. Now this haunted doll stands tall in the corner, glowing blue eyes fixed on whatever moves, ratcheting through...Regular price $52.50Regular priceUnit price per
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Grandma's Getting Up Again You know that feeling when you're nodding off at a family gathering and suddenly jolt awake? Now imagine if Grandma did that, but she's also a clown, and instead of asking if you've eaten, she's threatening to pinch your cheeks...Regular price $60.00Regular priceUnit price per
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A Clown Without Boundary Issues You know what's scarier than a clown? A clown who won't stay down. Meet Patches, the peek-a-boo prankster who takes "surprise party" a little too literally. He's got his hands bound, but somehow that only makes him more unsettling....Regular price $21.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Smile Wide and Run Carnivals are supposed to be fun. Marlow the Murder Clown missed that memo entirely. Dressed in a black-and-white clown suit, flashing red eyes, and a permanent skeletal grin, this 69-inch animated nightmare is here to turn your funhouse into a...Regular price $21.00Regular priceUnit price per
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