All Forehead, No Filter Generally, it is ill-advised to speak without thinking. But, when Beavis does it, somehow we tend to chuckle and slap our foreheads instead of judge. He arrives with the kind of confidence that can only come from having absolutely no...

Permanent Smirk, Zero Self-Awareness Butt-Head brings the confidence of someone who's never doubted a single thought... maybe because he hasn't actually had one! One glance says everything: unimpressed, mildly annoyed, and absolutely ready to say something unhelpful. Put it on and suddenly you're radiating...

Part of the allure of The Dude is his laid back nature and his casual style that ignores that whole brevity thing. He’s one chill guy and nothing exemplifies his chillness more than the pair of sunglasses he’s usually wearing. Now, you can have...

You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt. Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident....

Tired of women going crazy over your perfectly coifed hair? Fed up with pushy modeling agents hounding you through the grocery store? Sick of girlfriends breaking up with you because your hair is better than theirs? Well, friend, we have the perfect solution for...

How does Jay do it? That long beautiful blonde hair has been coveted by many a man and no one knows his secret! Maybe Silent Bob has been supplying him with some kind of au naturel product that helps him maintain that luxurious hair....

The Kool-Aid Man is responsible for the Great Recession. Yup, you heard it here first, folks: the Kool-Aid Man is responsible. How, you ask? Well consider this: for decades, the Kool-Aid Man, or "Mr. Kool" to his friends, has made a habit of smashing...

Stand Out Above the Crowd! Some folks want to become pop music stars. Others love the nostalgia of their favorite animated films. Now you can combine both in an epic way with this officially licensed Disney Powerline costume accessory kit! Electrify any audience with...

We probably aren't blowing anyone's mind when we say that murder is bad. It's not exactly a controversial thing to say, and even the most basic sets of laws throughout history have something in them to try to prevent dudes from killing other dudes....

Imagine that it is the 1980s and you have to choose what sort of hero you plan on being. Ha! Like you have to imagine it is the 1980s. If you were part of them, you live them. And if you live them, you...

The 90s Dilemma Imagine this. It's the late 90s. Boy band music videos play on MTV nonstop. Sugary sweet boy band vocals are slowly taking over Discmans across the world. They sing the songs of unending love... and use the word girl like it's...

Take a look at the socks you're wearing right now. It's okay, nobody is going to think you're weird (probably). What color are they? Tube socks in classic white? Dressy and professional black? Maybe something a little quirky, like red stripes or cat designs?...

The Great Cornholio Approves Heh heh. Heh. If you’re hearing that laugh in your head right now, congratulations—you’re old enough to appreciate peak animated mayhem from the 90s. And you might just be ready to don this Adult Beavis Costume and start yelling about...

Uh... Huh-Huh... Cool. Step into the role of America’s favorite slack-jawed TV snarker with this officially licensed Men’s Butt-Head Costume from Beavis and Butt-Head . You’ll be rocking the exact outfit Butt-Head proudly wore while failing every class and heckling every music video on...

HOME RUN HERO "Benny the Jet Rodriguez is now stepping up to the plate, with the score all tied up, bases loaded, with two outs on the board. Judging from his last two at-bats, he's eager to show the opposing team what his PF...