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Never Trust an Embalmer Ok, don't panic. It looks like those cut-rate embalmers you hired to mummify you for your Egyptian funeral were, well, cut-rate. Instead of giving your a stylish wrap job, they cocooned you. That would have been fine, but it also...Regular price $9.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Step Right Up We know that clowns often look scary. In fact, their whacky proportions, unpredictable behavior, and strange clothing are the basis of many people's deepest fears. But what they say — and how they say it — can also get beneath your...Regular price $45.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Here There Be Dragons Whether you've been playing epic games around the table with your D&D; crowd or if you grew up on legends of the epic beasts that you just know are dwelling somewhere in secret, dragons are king . Yet that doesn't...Regular price $90.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Doll Who Forgot How to Blink There's something about a porcelain doll face that sits perfectly between precious and profoundly unsettling. Emily leans hard into that second option. With cracked features, hollow cheeks, and eyes that glow red in the dark, she carries...Regular price $9.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Original Scare Tactic Though there are SO many good Halloween icons to choose from, but you can't argue that the ghost is the original haunted Halloween hero. Well, you could argue it, but you would likely lose. Ghost stories, ghost towns, ghost hunting, ghost...Regular price $9.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Scared Yet? We Are! We can admit it. We're deathly afraid of clowns... even the funny ones! Our design team was scared out of their minds every second while designing this creepy Halloween decoration. It's got plenty of scary clown details, so you and...Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Optometrist's Worst Nightmare Ever feel like someone's watching you? No, seriously. Meet Ivor the All-Seeing Eyeball Monster, a towering, unsettling tube of googly horror. One look at this guy and suddenly your minor trust issues feel validated! Perfect for haunted houses or just...Regular price $60.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Deceptively Calm Decor There it sits. Quiet. Harmless-looking. Just a little scarecrow minding its own business on your porch. Your guests walk past, maybe glance over, maybe even think it's kind of cute... until Juniper decides to give his opinion on the situation. Jumpy...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Spine-Chilling Clown You probably know the sensation. That unnerving prickling up and down your back when you realize that something just isn't quite right. When you're out and about during the Halloween season, that feeling becomes much easier to experience! Whether you like to...Regular price $16.50Regular priceUnit price per
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It Wants to Break Free Whatever you do, do not help this guy to stage a jailbreak! He may seem desperate to get out of his cage, but nobody really knows why he was put in there to begin with. Do you want to...Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Double-Up with Evil The evil twin. It's a common trope. One of the pair of siblings is the gentle-hearted soul who is a practical princess, singing to birds and spreading smiles around the world. Then... there's the other one. Their dead stare reveals the...Regular price $60.00Regular priceUnit price per
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What's so Funny? Chuckles the clown has a dark history. He was there for the great acrobat disaster of 1999 and the clown car crash of 2007. In fact, he was spotted at the scene before each event. And each time, he lived up...Regular price $60.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Killer Clown Decor Did clowns come together and have a meeting that the rest of society was unaware of? Seriously, we think they might be meeting in secret to plot the downfall of, well—we can't be sure of what they are planning, but we...Regular price $45.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Triple The Terror From ancient omens to pop culture, triplets have always had a unique and sometimes eerie significance. Some cultures viewed them as harbingers of good fortune, while others whispered about them being omens of upcoming calamities. And let's not forget the creepy...Regular price $120.00Regular priceUnit price per
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A Smaller Terror Sometimes, making something smaller makes it cuter. A tiny kitten is more adorable than a big house cat, and those tiny clementine oranges are much cuter than classic oranges. Other things? Well, they become more terrifying, like in the case of...Regular price $45.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Carnival of Screams Some kids bring their stuffed bunny to a tea party. Gabby the Grisly Clown brought hers to a séance and never quite came back. Dressed in a tattered mix of polka dots, splatter patterns, and sheer, painted fabric, Gabby may look...Regular price $34.50Regular priceUnit price per
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