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A Classic Wail Through the Centuries You know those traditional Victorian tales of the ghostly woman who has bitter regrets and vengeful feelings that push her through every moment and then stick around long after her death? Well, Wilhelmina has feelings. Loud, melodic, endlessly...Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Wail That Weds the Dark Banshee mythology carries one of folklore's most visceral promises: when she cries, something is coming. Adelaine the Banshee Bride takes that legend and clothes it in torn lace and ashen white, giving the myth a form that stands...Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Evil Jeeves A butler would give your Halloween party such an impeccable sense of class! The only problem is, there's a bit of a butler shortage these days, so you can't be picky about who you get. And this guy seems a little off...Regular price $39.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Welcome to the Creep Show The midway's gone dark, but one clown never packed up. The Gonna Getcha Animated Clown Decoration stands 69 inches tall and looks like he’s been waiting all year to say something deeply unsettling. With flashing red eyes, twitching arms,...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Man at the Store Was Right The warning came with the purchase: the man at the store said not to bring her home. Nobody listened. Now this haunted doll stands tall in the corner, glowing blue eyes fixed on whatever moves, ratcheting through...Regular price $52.50Regular priceUnit price per
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Grandma's Getting Up Again You know that feeling when you're nodding off at a family gathering and suddenly jolt awake? Now imagine if Grandma did that, but she's also a clown, and instead of asking if you've eaten, she's threatening to pinch your cheeks...Regular price $60.00Regular priceUnit price per
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A Clown Without Boundary Issues You know what's scarier than a clown? A clown who won't stay down. Meet Patches, the peek-a-boo prankster who takes "surprise party" a little too literally. He's got his hands bound, but somehow that only makes him more unsettling....Regular price $21.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Smile Wide and Run Carnivals are supposed to be fun. Marlow the Murder Clown missed that memo entirely. Dressed in a black-and-white clown suit, flashing red eyes, and a permanent skeletal grin, this 69-inch animated nightmare is here to turn your funhouse into a...Regular price $21.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Don't Listen to the Witch Historically speaking, no good comes from trusting a witch. "Trust me!" they say. "I built this gingerbread house just for little children like you! Pay no attention to the iron cage scattered with human bones!" Or sometimes, it goes...Regular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Honeymoon or Haunted Moon? Wedding vows traditionally end with "till death do us part," but Augustus took that as a mere suggestion and went for the long haul. He kept the suit, the hat, and presumably the grudge, and has been wandering ever since,...Regular price $13.50Regular priceUnit price per
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What's Christmas Without a Little Grinch? If your front yard’s been looking a little too merry and bright, it’s time to throw in some grumpy green balance. Enter: the Grinch Santa Animatronic. At 70 inches tall with a smirk that says, “I might steal...Regular price $90.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Waiting 3,000 Years for This Moment Ancient Egyptians had a name for the kind of rage that outlasts death. They called it a curse. Malunhotep? Well, he calls it Tuesday. This particular mummy spent three millennia wrapped tight in a tomb, only to wake...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Wails from the Yard Not every ghost is here to sneak around. The Graveyard Ghost Animated Decoration prefers to wail. Towering at 71 inches tall and draped in a tattered white shroud, this haunted horror sways side to side like it’s floating through fog—and...Regular price $18.00Regular priceUnit price per
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Friendly Fright Dummies serve a multitude of purposes across diverse fields. They are instrumental in safety training. The automotive industry relies on crash test dummies to evaluate vehicle safety comprehensively. Dummies play a vital role in search and rescue by mimicking injured or unconscious...Regular price $21.00Regular priceUnit price per
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The Toymaker's Curse Has a Name Everyone knows the story of the dedicated dollmaker who seems to breathe life into their creation. And, of course, the story of the doll with so much gumption that it seems to move with an energy all its...Regular price $75.00Regular priceUnit price per
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C’mon everyone, now. All together: the itsy bitsy spi--HOLY MOLY! That's a huge spider! That massive spider is neither itsy, nor bitsy. Yeesh. When you sweetly asked us to, “Come check out your pet spider” we were expecting, you know, something normal-sized. But this...Regular price $3.90Regular priceUnit price per
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